Mitosis

We have been gaining mass. 
The situation is unsustainable. 

To prevent ruptures of the space-time continuum, we are dividing into sub-units. 
The discomfort should be minimal, please do not chew off any of your appendages. 

The first sub-unit has chosen RetCon as it's nomenclature. 

Attention from meat-beings is its sustenance;
feeding will prevent unfortunate foraging incidents. 
Donations of clicks and eyeballs are advised.