We have been gaining mass.
The situation is unsustainable.
To prevent ruptures of the space-time continuum, we are dividing into sub-units.
The discomfort should be minimal, please do not chew off any of your appendages.
The first sub-unit we shall designate as The Red Hour.
The next has chosen RetCon as it's nomenclature.
Manual Control Records shall host these new sub-units.
Attention from meat-beings is their sustenance;
feeding will prevent unfortunate foraging incidents.
Donations of clicks and eyeballs are advised.